The Doom Laden Prophecies contained in the Genuinely Real Apocrypha speak of the advent of a terror that threatens the people of all lands and races.
Beware the Coming of the Great Prawn, Who Heralds Ragnarok, Time of Ice and Fire. Look to the skies, for our only hope lies in vigilance. The day of reckoning is upon us, our days are numbered. Literally. With numbers, and everything.Translation to Korean reveals the following dire warnings
The ragnarok of the ice, hour and the unyielding spirit trillion core of the heralds company one prawn which will swell up do. Inside taking care sky, us only hope it buys because, see. The work of the reckoning is in us, our one was enumerated all. Letter. Possibility and all.so in Korea they not only have to worry about the Sun getting eaten by Giant Celestial Crustacea, but also the one prawn that will swell up. In a terrifying fashion, no doubt. Save us from the Swelling Prawn, this sounds bad.
Further portents of the horrors that await us are foretold in the Japanese translation
The large car shrimp coming is careful, the ragnarok of the ice, the time and the fire is notified. The sky of precaution, because see to just our desired lies. As for day of calculation our day numbers have been attached to us, it is. Literal. Number and everything.Oh no, here come the large car shrimps. Fuck.
What the? -- JimBell
It is in these dark hours, that the naive come looking for the truth. Yay, it shall find them, and they shall find it. And they shall... er... Oh, shit. I've never been a good prophet anyway. It goes like this: The Bible has some extra books. Various religious fervers (Catholocism and the like) have a few extra books or a few less books in their Bible. Someone found some of the extra books of the Bible that talk about the horror of the Great Prawn and Satan's accursed donut. They're detailed here. -- PhiloVivero
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